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「私が誰なのか知りたいのですか？ふふ、それは可愛いですね。私も自分が誰なのか知りたいです。実際、私たちは皆、自分たちが誰なのか知りたいです。この世界にいる誰が私たちがここにいる真実を知っているのでしょうか？しかし、それはどちらでもありません。
本当の問題は、あなたは危険に直面する準備ができていますか？ 百万の太陽の怒り？ あなたの種族の終わり？ あなたはこの地獄を耐える準備ができていますか？ 避けられない運命の痛みに 直面するために？ あなたがここで体験するのはそれだからです。 私たちはみんなこの惑星に置かれ、クソを強制され、拭くために生まれ、そしてあなたは死ぬ。 いくつかは他の人よりも早く通過します; しかし、このサイトでは、今すぐそれを行うことができます。
私はドクター・スナップ、魔法使いです。私はここに来て、あなたに最も素晴らしい贈り物を授けるためにいます：痛み。」
ドクター・スナップは常に「一生懸命」働いて、あなたに最高のものを提供します。大釜で作った他のおいしいものを見るために、またすぐに戻ってきてください！
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Position: Giftgiver (former?)
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Nationality: North-Polian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: White as snow
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Eye Color: Whatever he ate for dinner last night
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Height: Horizontally robust
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Build: Ho Ho Ho
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Features: A large sack
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Ethnicity: Wizard
About Ultrawizard Santa
Ultrawizard Santa (known commonly as Santa Claus) was the leader of a gift-giving enterprise located in the North Pole.
Background
Personality
Little is known about Santa’s early history. However, ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe his constant acts of goodwill is what promoted him to Ultrawizard status. Because Santa had to sustain his Ultrawizard prestige, he tasked himself with mass-producing gifts and donating them across the lands once per year.
Prior to his ultrawizard status, Santa might’ve been an explorer. He found the distraught North-Polian elves on a destitute peninsula and relocated them to a safer domain. Out of gratitude, the elves created a large factory that would help him accomplish his goal of mass gift production and conveyance. Santa granted the elves an ability to turn rice crops into gifts.
Ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe Santa was benevolent, generous, and kind. However, in his later years, Santa grew more withdrawn, as insinuated according to drawings he’d make feauturing himself much more brawny as he fights peculiar unidentifiable creatures. It is argued he might’ve started developing schizophrenia.
One diary written by a Northern-Polian elf hints twice at Santa abusing WizNog (an illegal pseudo-medicinal substance based off Cornelius’ intelligence enhancing urinal serum), though both entries are omitted mid-sentence.
