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宇宙全体で最も素晴らしいコンテンツの寄せ集め。
「私が誰なのか知りたいのですか?ふふ、それは可愛いですね。私も自分が誰なのか知りたいです。実際、私たちは皆、自分たちが誰なのか知りたいです。この世界にいる誰が私たちがここにいる真実を知っているのでしょうか?しかし、それはどちらでもありません。
本当の問題は、あなたは危険に直面する準備ができていますか? 百万の太陽の怒り? あなたの種族の終わり? あなたはこの地獄を耐える準備ができていますか? 避けられない運命の痛みに 直面するために? あなたがここで体験するのはそれだからです。 私たちはみんなこの惑星に置かれ、クソを強制され、拭くために生まれ、そしてあなたは死ぬ。 いくつかは他の人よりも早く通過します; しかし、このサイトでは、今すぐそれを行うことができます。
私はドクター・スナップ、魔法使いです。私はここに来て、あなたに最も素晴らしい贈り物を授けるためにいます:痛み。」
ドクター・スナップは常に「一生懸命」働いて、あなたに最高のものを提供します。大釜で作った他のおいしいものを見るために、またすぐに戻ってきてください!
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Position: Gamer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: Gamer
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Hair Color: WTF
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Eye Color: Disturbing
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Height: High enough
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Build: Gamer
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Features: Very good headphones
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Ethnicity: Gamer Wizard
About yesskillch
yesskillch is a gaming wizard. Some ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe he is at the same power level as SNAP, though this is widely debated. yesskillch is associated with the Snapian network in that he creates content pertaining to video games, typically epic moments from his gaming career.
Background
A long time ago, yesskillch was born in Ultrawizard bitchesskillch’s clan. yesskillch was in love with video games, and was an epic gamer. His team was the best in the cosmos, and he in particular was next in line in becoming an ultrawizard.
One day, a magic storm hit, and many of the gamer wizards (including bitchesskillch) were destroyed. The only thing left of the clan were very few. In the aftermath, the team disbanded, and yesskillch was left with a broken heart. He started playing the same video games over and over, refusing to play any new releases.
Being orphaned in the galaxies, his epic gamer skills were recognized by Snapian Network, and was shortly thereafter hired to help make great content.
Personality
yesskillch is reserved and generous, but some might believe he’s a trickster. He’s very much a team player and wants the best for and out of his team - he does not appreciate lollygagging around. He’s also a very technical gamer, and finds himself unnecessarily angry over small inconveniences.
Quotes
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“I have no friends.”
Trivia
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He has been accused of using an ability to trick Snaptronauts into sending him free games.