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En gallimaufry av det største innholdet i hele kosmos.
"Du vil vite hvem jeg er? Heh, det er søtt. Jeg vil også vite hvem jeg er. Faktisk vil jeg vite hvem vi alle er. Hvem i verden vet sannheten om hvorfor vi alle er her? Men det er verken her eller der.
Det virkelige spørsmålet er, er du forberedt på å møte faren? Vreden av en million soler? Slutten på din egen art? Er du klar til å tåle dette helvete? Å møte smerten av din uunngåelige undergang? Fordi det er det du kommer til å oppleve her. Vi er alle satt på denne planeten, tvunget til å drite, født til å tørke, og så dør du. Noen vil passere tidligere enn andre; men på dette nettstedet kan du gjøre det akkurat nå.
Jeg er Dr. Snap, trollmannen. Jeg er her for å levere deg den største gaven av alle: Smerten."
Dr. Snap jobber alltid “hardt” for å bringe deg det beste av det beste. Kom tilbake snart for å se hvilke andre godbiter vi har kokt opp i gryten!
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Position: Gamer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: Gamer
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Hair Color: WTF
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Eye Color: Disturbing
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Height: High enough
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Build: Gamer
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Features: Very good headphones
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Ethnicity: Gamer Wizard
About yesskillch
yesskillch is a gaming wizard. Some ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe he is at the same power level as SNAP, though this is widely debated. yesskillch is associated with the Snapian network in that he creates content pertaining to video games, typically epic moments from his gaming career.
Background
A long time ago, yesskillch was born in Ultrawizard bitchesskillch’s clan. yesskillch was in love with video games, and was an epic gamer. His team was the best in the cosmos, and he in particular was next in line in becoming an ultrawizard.
One day, a magic storm hit, and many of the gamer wizards (including bitchesskillch) were destroyed. The only thing left of the clan were very few. In the aftermath, the team disbanded, and yesskillch was left with a broken heart. He started playing the same video games over and over, refusing to play any new releases.
Being orphaned in the galaxies, his epic gamer skills were recognized by Snapian Network, and was shortly thereafter hired to help make great content.
Personality
yesskillch is reserved and generous, but some might believe he’s a trickster. He’s very much a team player and wants the best for and out of his team - he does not appreciate lollygagging around. He’s also a very technical gamer, and finds himself unnecessarily angry over small inconveniences.
Quotes
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“I have no friends.”
Trivia
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He has been accused of using an ability to trick Snaptronauts into sending him free games.
