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Prawdziwe pytanie brzmi: czy jesteś gotowy stawić czoła niebezpieczeństwu? Gniew miliona słońc? Koniec własnego gatunku? Czy jesteś gotowy znieść to piekło? Stawić czoła bólowi nieuchronnej zagłady? Ponieważ tego właśnie tu doświadczysz. Wszyscy zostaliśmy umieszczeni na tej planecie, zmuszeni do robienia kupy, urodzeni do wycierania, a potem umieramy. Niektórzy umrą wcześniej niż inni, ale na tej stronie możesz to zrobić już teraz.
Jestem Dr Snap, czarodziej. Jestem tutaj, aby dostarczyć ci największy dar ze wszystkich: Ból".
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Position: Translator, writer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Brown
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Eye Color: Black
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Height: 6’1
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Build: THICK
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Features: Lowly wizard hoodie for lowly wizardry shenanigans
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Ethnicity: Blizzard Wizard
About Master Gino
Master Gino is a translator and writer for SNAP. He specializes in the later/modern translations. Much of his assistance can be found in SNAP’s L4D2 Bible: The Ultimate Left 4 Dead 2 Guide.
Like Alc, Gino was part of the original Snap alliance, though his work did not appear publicly until the publication of the L4D2 ultimate guide.
Background
Gino was part of the founding trio for the Snapian Network. After drinking Cornelius' intelligence enhancing urinal serum, he escaped with Snap and Alc to form a business together.
It seems he has always had the unofficial position within the team as “The One Who Knows How The Network Operates The Best”.
He is known for his ability to effectively communicate with SNAP (alongside Giorgio and the Sling King), and offers translations for what he calls the lesser-eared, after Snap reinforced his own voice after Alc described it as “an aqueduct filled with hookers on drugs”.
Personality
Master Gino is described as being apprehensive and jumpy. He has some bad habits, which include constantly taking out his pocket watch and hoping it’s 7:22. He is prone to wearing a hoodie regardless of weather conditions, and has occasionally passed out from heat exhaustion.
He does not typically involve himself in the affairs of others and prefers just getting work done until the darkness arrives, so that he may (in his own words) “go on about other things that are not interesting.”
Quotes
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“I will tell you this, and it is the SNAP honest truth, fewer things in the world are more REAL than the world when the hands strike hour 7 and minute 22.”
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"I have my medications, I have my phone, I have my gun, and I have my pen. Everything else in the world could burn to the sky, and I wouldn't even notice. No sir."
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"Life is not a road, and you should not attempt the feat of turning it into a path.