在SNAP的一部经文中发现了奇怪的翻译?点击这里!
宇宙中最伟大内容的大杂烩。
"你想知道我是谁?呵,那很可爱。我也想知道我是谁。事实上,我想知道我们所有人是谁。世界上谁知道我们为什么在这里的真相?但那并不重要。
真正的问题是,你准备好面对危险了吗?一百万个太阳的愤怒?你自己种族的终结?你准备好忍受这个地狱了吗?面对你不可避免的厄运之痛?因为那就是你将在这里经历的。我们都被放在这个星球上,被迫拉屎,出生就要擦屁股,然后你就死了。有些人会比其他人更早离开;但在这个网站上,你现在就可以做到。
我是Snap博士,巫师。我在这里向你提供最伟大的礼物:痛苦。”
Snap博士总是"努力"为你带来最好的。很快回来看看我们在大锅里煮出了什么其他好东西!
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Position: Spokesperson
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Black
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Eye Color: Purple, probably
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Height: 5’0
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Build: Legitimate businessman
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Features: Sunglasses
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Ethnicity: TV screen
About Dr. Apartment
When the SNAP has something to show and tell, the Apartment Hour is the way to sell. Join Dr. Apartment as he unravels the gist of the SNAP’s sayings, whether it be an update or a disgruntled rant.
Background
He appeared somewhat later in the Snapian network when Dr. Snap’s words became too powerful for mere mortals to read. He was hired on the basis that he would “make [SNAP’s] words a little more palatable than an essay featuring paragraph-after-paragraph of ranting”.
Personality
Not much is known about Dr. Apartment’s personality, as his on-screen appearances only feature him reading scripts created by SNAP.
Trivia
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Dr. Apartment’s first appearance was in the “L4D2’s matchmaking is a DISASTER” video.
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Dr. Apartment is cool. This was confirmed by ancient Snaptronaut theorists as he appears to wear sunglasses indoors despite having no vision problems.
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Contrary to popular belief, he is in no way shape or form associated with Mr. House from New Vegas or that one New Vegas YouTuber who also happens to have a purple Mr. House picture. No sir, this one is 100% unique.
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He seems to have a slight speech impediment.
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He happens to be a big fan of the musician Linkin Park.