在SNAP的一部经文中发现了奇怪的翻译?点击这里!
宇宙中最伟大内容的大杂烩。
"你想知道我是谁?呵,那很可爱。我也想知道我是谁。事实上,我想知道我们所有人是谁。世界上谁知道我们为什么在这里的真相?但那并不重要。
真正的问题是,你准备好面对危险了吗?一百万个太阳的愤怒?你自己种族的终结?你准备好忍受这个地狱了吗?面对你不可避免的厄运之痛?因为那就是你将在这里经历的。我们都被放在这个星球上,被迫拉屎,出生就要擦屁股,然后你就死了。有些人会比其他人更早离开;但在这个网站上,你现在就可以做到。
我是Snap博士,巫师。我在这里向你提供最伟大的礼物:痛苦。”
Snap博士总是"努力"为你带来最好的。很快回来看看我们在大锅里煮出了什么其他好东西!
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Position: Translator, writer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Brown
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Eye Color: Black
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Height: 6’1
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Build: THICK
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Features: Lowly wizard hoodie for lowly wizardry shenanigans
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Ethnicity: Blizzard Wizard
About Master Gino
Master Gino is a translator and writer for SNAP. He specializes in the later/modern translations. Much of his assistance can be found in SNAP’s L4D2 Bible: The Ultimate Left 4 Dead 2 Guide.
Like Alc, Gino was part of the original Snap alliance, though his work did not appear publicly until the publication of the L4D2 ultimate guide.
Background
Gino was part of the founding trio for the Snapian Network. After drinking Cornelius' intelligence enhancing urinal serum, he escaped with Snap and Alc to form a business together.
It seems he has always had the unofficial position within the team as “The One Who Knows How The Network Operates The Best”.
He is known for his ability to effectively communicate with SNAP (alongside Giorgio and the Sling King), and offers translations for what he calls the lesser-eared, after Snap reinforced his own voice after Alc described it as “an aqueduct filled with hookers on drugs”.
Personality
Master Gino is described as being apprehensive and jumpy. He has some bad habits, which include constantly taking out his pocket watch and hoping it’s 7:22. He is prone to wearing a hoodie regardless of weather conditions, and has occasionally passed out from heat exhaustion.
He does not typically involve himself in the affairs of others and prefers just getting work done until the darkness arrives, so that he may (in his own words) “go on about other things that are not interesting.”
Quotes
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“I will tell you this, and it is the SNAP honest truth, fewer things in the world are more REAL than the world when the hands strike hour 7 and minute 22.”
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"I have my medications, I have my phone, I have my gun, and I have my pen. Everything else in the world could burn to the sky, and I wouldn't even notice. No sir."
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"Life is not a road, and you should not attempt the feat of turning it into a path.