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A gallimaufry of the greatest content in all of the cosmos.
"You want to know who I am? Heh, that's cute. I want to know who I am as well. As a matter of fact, I want to know who all of us are. Who in the world knows the truth of why we're all here? But that's neither here nor there.
The real question is, are you prepared to face the danger? The wrath of a million suns? The end of your own kind? Are you ready to endure this hell? To face the pain of your inevitable doom? Because that is what you are going to experience here. We're all put on this planet, forced to shit, born to wipe, and then you die. Some will pass on sooner than others; but on this site, you can do that right now.
I am Dr. Snap, the Wizard. I am here to deliver unto you the greatest gift of all: The pain."
Dr. Snap is always working "hard" to bring you the best of the best. Come back soon to see what other goodies we have cooked up in the cauldron!
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Position: Spokesperson
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Black
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Eye Color: Purple, probably
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Height: 5’0
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Build: Legitimate businessman
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Features: Sunglasses
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Ethnicity: TV screen
About Dr. Apartment
When the SNAP has something to show and tell, the Apartment Hour is the way to sell. Join Dr. Apartment as he unravels the gist of the SNAP’s sayings, whether it be an update or a disgruntled rant.
Background
He appeared somewhat later in the Snapian network when Dr. Snap’s words became too powerful for mere mortals to read. He was hired on the basis that he would “make [SNAP’s] words a little more palatable than an essay featuring paragraph-after-paragraph of ranting”.
Personality
Not much is known about Dr. Apartment’s personality, as his on-screen appearances only feature him reading scripts created by SNAP.
Trivia
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Dr. Apartment’s first appearance was in the “L4D2’s matchmaking is a DISASTER” video.
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Dr. Apartment is cool. This was confirmed by ancient Snaptronaut theorists as he appears to wear sunglasses indoors despite having no vision problems.
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Contrary to popular belief, he is in no way shape or form associated with Mr. House from New Vegas or that one New Vegas YouTuber who also happens to have a purple Mr. House picture. No sir, this one is 100% unique.
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He seems to have a slight speech impediment.
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He happens to be a big fan of the musician Linkin Park.
