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A gallimaufry of the greatest content in all of the cosmos.
"You want to know who I am? Heh, that's cute. I want to know who I am as well. As a matter of fact, I want to know who all of us are. Who in the world knows the truth of why we're all here? But that's neither here nor there.
The real question is, are you prepared to face the danger? The wrath of a million suns? The end of your own kind? Are you ready to endure this hell? To face the pain of your inevitable doom? Because that is what you are going to experience here. We're all put on this planet, forced to shit, born to wipe, and then you die. Some will pass on sooner than others; but on this site, you can do that right now.
I am Dr. Snap, the Wizard. I am here to deliver unto you the greatest gift of all: The pain."
Dr. Snap is always working "hard" to bring you the best of the best. Come back soon to see what other goodies we have cooked up in the cauldron!
About Ultrawizards
Ultrawizards were a godlike faction of wizards that existed in the early days of the universe. They are believed to be the original creators and governors of the cosmos. Ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe that, following a coincidental series of unfortunate events, coined by Dr. Snap as “Snapmania”, many if not all of the ultrawizards went extinct, and the powers were naturally divided amongst the lesser wizards that followed.
History
Known Ultrawizards
Not much history has been recorded regarding the ultrawizards. The only clear narrative ancient Snaptronaut theorists have is the feud between Ultrawizards Jesse, Cornelius, and Santa.
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Ultrawizard Cornelius
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Following a heated competition between his company and the Snap alliance, Cornelius was eventually destroyed by unknown causes.
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Ultrawizard Jesse
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Jailed by the IRS after Cornelius ratted him out. Ancient Snaptronaut theorists believed he died in his cell by unknown causes.
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Fled to the South pole. Status unknown.
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Destroyed in a magic storm.
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