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A gallimaufry of the greatest content in all of the cosmos.
"You want to know who I am? Heh, that's cute. I want to know who I am as well. As a matter of fact, I want to know who all of us are. Who in the world knows the truth of why we're all here? But that's neither here nor there.
The real question is, are you prepared to face the danger? The wrath of a million suns? The end of your own kind? Are you ready to endure this hell? To face the pain of your inevitable doom? Because that is what you are going to experience here. We're all put on this planet, forced to shit, born to wipe, and then you die. Some will pass on sooner than others; but on this site, you can do that right now.
I am Dr. Snap, the Wizard. I am here to deliver unto you the greatest gift of all: The pain."
Dr. Snap is always working "hard" to bring you the best of the best. Come back soon to see what other goodies we have cooked up in the cauldron!
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Position: Lowlife
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Nationality: Perhaps
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Languages: Any
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Hair Color: N/A
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Eye Color: N/A
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Height: Short
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Build: Weakling
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Features: your mom
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Ethnicity: The superior one
About wrong-losers
Wrong-losers are mentioned in the SNAP’s Left 4 Dead 2 bible. Ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe wrong-losers to be another term for “wrongdoers”. It is generally attributed to those who engage in wrongful behavior.
In the L4D2 bible
Before we continue further with appeasing thinking objects in the Source world, we must understand the “wrong-loser” philosophy. Wrong-losers infect our day-to-day lives. They manifest wrong-loser spells that enter our brains and turn our consciousness into mush.
To spot a wrong-loser, it is simple. Look at their reactions. If they refuse to look at you when you heal them, then you can conclude the chances of their brain following is very low and they are a wrong-loser. If their eyes are too still and movement is too sporadic, or their eyes are sporadic but their movement is still, this is definitely a wrong-loser. There is a very high chance they are trying to cheat, or lie to you.
If you’re still having trouble, wrong-losers will manifest themselves in your dreams (as we talked about in an earlier section: “what is REAL”). Now you might be asking, “how can one resort to dreaming mid-game?” And my answer is, we’re always dreaming. We’re always putting dots together.
Have you ever wanted to use a particular word for a situation, but you can’t think of one? So, you switch your conscious focus towards something else, and suddenly that word comes to you a few minutes later with ease.
Wait long enough, and trust your “third eye”, and hopefully the truth of the wrong-loser will manifest to you before he manifests himself.
So how do you counter the wrong-losers? You close the doors on them. Later in this guide, when I teach you how to stay in front of the team without getting gunned down, the opportunity to slam the door shut on a wrong loser will be with you, always. Nothing is more satisfying than shutting a door on a wrong loser while he’s getting chased by a tank, or a witch.