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「私が誰なのか知りたいのですか?ふふ、それは可愛いですね。私も自分が誰なのか知りたいです。実際、私たちは皆、自分たちが誰なのか知りたいです。この世界にいる誰が私たちがここにいる真実を知っているのでしょうか?しかし、それはどちらでもありません。
本当の問題は、あなたは危険に直面する準備ができていますか? 百万の太陽の怒り? あなたの種族の終わり? あなたはこの地獄を耐える準備ができていますか? 避けられない運命の痛みに 直面するために? あなたがここで体験するのはそれだからです。 私たちはみんなこの惑星に置かれ、クソを強制され、拭くために生まれ、そしてあなたは死ぬ。 いくつかは他の人よりも早く通過します; しかし、このサイトでは、今すぐそれを行うことができます。
私はドクター・スナップ、魔法使いです。私はここに来て、あなたに最も素晴らしい贈り物を授けるためにいます:痛み。」
ドクター・スナップは常に「一生懸命」働いて、あなたに最高のものを提供します。大釜で作った他のおいしいものを見るために、またすぐに戻ってきてください!
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Position: Translator, writer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Brown
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Eye Color: Black
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Height: 6’1
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Build: THICK
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Features: Lowly wizard hoodie for lowly wizardry shenanigans
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Ethnicity: Blizzard Wizard
About Master Gino
Master Gino is a translator and writer for SNAP. He specializes in the later/modern translations. Much of his assistance can be found in SNAP’s L4D2 Bible: The Ultimate Left 4 Dead 2 Guide.
Like Alc, Gino was part of the original Snap alliance, though his work did not appear publicly until the publication of the L4D2 ultimate guide.
Background
Gino was part of the founding trio for the Snapian Network. After drinking Cornelius' intelligence enhancing urinal serum, he escaped with Snap and Alc to form a business together.
It seems he has always had the unofficial position within the team as “The One Who Knows How The Network Operates The Best”.
He is known for his ability to effectively communicate with SNAP (alongside Giorgio and the Sling King), and offers translations for what he calls the lesser-eared, after Snap reinforced his own voice after Alc described it as “an aqueduct filled with hookers on drugs”.
Personality
Master Gino is described as being apprehensive and jumpy. He has some bad habits, which include constantly taking out his pocket watch and hoping it’s 7:22. He is prone to wearing a hoodie regardless of weather conditions, and has occasionally passed out from heat exhaustion.
He does not typically involve himself in the affairs of others and prefers just getting work done until the darkness arrives, so that he may (in his own words) “go on about other things that are not interesting.”
Quotes
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“I will tell you this, and it is the SNAP honest truth, fewer things in the world are more REAL than the world when the hands strike hour 7 and minute 22.”
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"I have my medications, I have my phone, I have my gun, and I have my pen. Everything else in the world could burn to the sky, and I wouldn't even notice. No sir."
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"Life is not a road, and you should not attempt the feat of turning it into a path.