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En gallimaufry av det største innholdet i hele kosmos.
"Du vil vite hvem jeg er? Heh, det er søtt. Jeg vil også vite hvem jeg er. Faktisk vil jeg vite hvem vi alle er. Hvem i verden vet sannheten om hvorfor vi alle er her? Men det er verken her eller der.
Det virkelige spørsmålet er, er du forberedt på å møte faren? Vreden av en million soler? Slutten på din egen art? Er du klar til å tåle dette helvete? Å møte smerten av din uunngåelige undergang? Fordi det er det du kommer til å oppleve her. Vi er alle satt på denne planeten, tvunget til å drite, født til å tørke, og så dør du. Noen vil passere tidligere enn andre; men på dette nettstedet kan du gjøre det akkurat nå.
Jeg er Dr. Snap, trollmannen. Jeg er her for å levere deg den største gaven av alle: Smerten."
Dr. Snap jobber alltid “hardt” for å bringe deg det beste av det beste. Kom tilbake snart for å se hvilke andre godbiter vi har kokt opp i gryten!
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Position: Translator, writer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Brown
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Eye Color: Black
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Height: 6’1
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Build: THICK
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Features: Lowly wizard hoodie for lowly wizardry shenanigans
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Ethnicity: Blizzard Wizard
About Master Gino
Master Gino is a translator and writer for SNAP. He specializes in the later/modern translations. Much of his assistance can be found in SNAP’s L4D2 Bible: The Ultimate Left 4 Dead 2 Guide.
Like Alc, Gino was part of the original Snap alliance, though his work did not appear publicly until the publication of the L4D2 ultimate guide.
Background
Gino was part of the founding trio for the Snapian Network. After drinking Cornelius' intelligence enhancing urinal serum, he escaped with Snap and Alc to form a business together.
It seems he has always had the unofficial position within the team as “The One Who Knows How The Network Operates The Best”.
He is known for his ability to effectively communicate with SNAP (alongside Giorgio and the Sling King), and offers translations for what he calls the lesser-eared, after Snap reinforced his own voice after Alc described it as “an aqueduct filled with hookers on drugs”.
Personality
Master Gino is described as being apprehensive and jumpy. He has some bad habits, which include constantly taking out his pocket watch and hoping it’s 7:22. He is prone to wearing a hoodie regardless of weather conditions, and has occasionally passed out from heat exhaustion.
He does not typically involve himself in the affairs of others and prefers just getting work done until the darkness arrives, so that he may (in his own words) “go on about other things that are not interesting.”
Quotes
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“I will tell you this, and it is the SNAP honest truth, fewer things in the world are more REAL than the world when the hands strike hour 7 and minute 22.”
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"I have my medications, I have my phone, I have my gun, and I have my pen. Everything else in the world could burn to the sky, and I wouldn't even notice. No sir."
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"Life is not a road, and you should not attempt the feat of turning it into a path.
