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A gallimaufry of the greatest content in all of the cosmos.
"You want to know who I am? Heh, that's cute. I want to know who I am as well. As a matter of fact, I want to know who all of us are. Who in the world knows the truth of why we're all here? But that's neither here nor there.
The real question is, are you prepared to face the danger? The wrath of a million suns? The end of your own kind? Are you ready to endure this hell? To face the pain of your inevitable doom? Because that is what you are going to experience here. We're all put on this planet, forced to shit, born to wipe, and then you die. Some will pass on sooner than others; but on this site, you can do that right now.
I am Dr. Snap, the Wizard. I am here to deliver unto you the greatest gift of all: The pain."
Dr. Snap is always working "hard" to bring you the best of the best. Come back soon to see what other goodies we have cooked up in the cauldron!
Welcome to the Snapian wiki! This is the home of the findings of the ancient Snaptronaut theorists who have extensively studied the ways of the Snapian philosophies.
Our methods of study include but are not limited to:
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Snapiochemistry
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Snapaleontology
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Snapcheology
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Forensic Snapthropology
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Snapsychology
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Snapematics
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Snaphysics
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Metasnaphysics
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Snapometry
We ancient Snaptronaut theorists (snaptronautologists) are the only people to have come close to predicting anything accurate in the history of the Snapian ways.
But before we go any further, we would like to welcome you to our wiki. We hope that you find it useful and informative.
Moving on, you can start by reading the entry on Snapian Network below.
