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En gallimaufry av det bästa innehållet i hela kosmos.
"Vill du veta vem jag är? Heh, det är gulligt. Jag vill också veta vem jag är. Faktum är att jag vill veta vem vi alla är. Vem i världen vet sanningen om varför vi alla är här? Men det är varken här eller där.
Den riktiga frågan är, är du beredd att möta faran? Vreden av en miljon solar? Slutet på din egen sort? Är du redo att uthärda detta helvete? Att möta smärtan av din oundvikliga undergång? För det är vad du kommer att uppleva här. Vi är alla satta på denna planet, tvingade att skita, födda att torka, och sedan dör du. Vissa kommer att passera tidigare än andra; men på denna webbplats kan du göra det just nu.
Jag är Dr. Snap, trollkarlen. Jag är här för att leverera till dig den största gåvan av alla: Smärtan."
Dr. Snap arbetar alltid “hårt” för att ge dig det bästa av det bästa. Kom tillbaka snart för att se vilka andra godsaker vi har lagat i kitteln!
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Position: Translator, writer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Brown
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Eye Color: Black
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Height: 6’1
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Build: THICK
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Features: Lowly wizard hoodie for lowly wizardry shenanigans
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Ethnicity: Blizzard Wizard
About Master Gino
Master Gino is a translator and writer for SNAP. He specializes in the later/modern translations. Much of his assistance can be found in SNAP’s L4D2 Bible: The Ultimate Left 4 Dead 2 Guide.
Like Alc, Gino was part of the original Snap alliance, though his work did not appear publicly until the publication of the L4D2 ultimate guide.
Background
Gino was part of the founding trio for the Snapian Network. After drinking Cornelius' intelligence enhancing urinal serum, he escaped with Snap and Alc to form a business together.
It seems he has always had the unofficial position within the team as “The One Who Knows How The Network Operates The Best”.
He is known for his ability to effectively communicate with SNAP (alongside Giorgio and the Sling King), and offers translations for what he calls the lesser-eared, after Snap reinforced his own voice after Alc described it as “an aqueduct filled with hookers on drugs”.
Personality
Master Gino is described as being apprehensive and jumpy. He has some bad habits, which include constantly taking out his pocket watch and hoping it’s 7:22. He is prone to wearing a hoodie regardless of weather conditions, and has occasionally passed out from heat exhaustion.
He does not typically involve himself in the affairs of others and prefers just getting work done until the darkness arrives, so that he may (in his own words) “go on about other things that are not interesting.”
Quotes
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“I will tell you this, and it is the SNAP honest truth, fewer things in the world are more REAL than the world when the hands strike hour 7 and minute 22.”
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"I have my medications, I have my phone, I have my gun, and I have my pen. Everything else in the world could burn to the sky, and I wouldn't even notice. No sir."
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"Life is not a road, and you should not attempt the feat of turning it into a path.
