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  • Position: Giftgiver (former?)

  • Nationality: North-Polian

  • Languages: English

  • Hair Color: White as snow

  • Eye Color: Whatever he ate for dinner last night

  • Height: Horizontally robust

  • Build: Ho Ho Ho

  • Features: A large sack

  • Ethnicity: Wizard

About Ultrawizard Santa

Ultrawizard Santa (known commonly as Santa Claus) was the leader of a gift-giving enterprise located in the North Pole.

Background

Personality

Little is known about Santa’s early history. However, ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe his constant acts of goodwill is what promoted him to Ultrawizard status. Because Santa had to sustain his Ultrawizard prestige, he tasked himself with mass-producing gifts and donating them across the lands once per year.

Prior to his ultrawizard status, Santa might’ve been an explorer. He found the distraught North-Polian elves on a destitute peninsula and relocated them to a safer domain. Out of gratitude, the elves created a large factory that would help him accomplish his goal of mass gift production and conveyance. Santa granted the elves an ability to turn rice crops into gifts.

Ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe Santa was benevolent, generous, and kind. However, in his later years, Santa grew more withdrawn, as insinuated according to drawings he’d make feauturing himself much more brawny as he fights peculiar unidentifiable creatures. It is argued he might’ve started developing schizophrenia.

One diary written by a Northern-Polian elf hints twice at Santa abusing WizNog (an illegal pseudo-medicinal substance based off Cornelius’ intelligence enhancing urinal serum), though both entries are omitted mid-sentence.

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