在SNAP的一部经文中发现了奇怪的翻译?点击这里!
宇宙中最伟大内容的大杂烩。
"你想知道我是谁?呵,那很可爱。我也想知道我是谁。事实上,我想知道我们所有人是谁。世界上谁知道我们为什么在这里的真相?但那并不重要。
真正的问题是,你准备好面对危险了吗?一百万个太阳的愤怒?你自己种族的终结?你准备好忍受这个地狱了吗?面对你不可避免的厄运之痛?因为那就是你将在这里经历的。我们都被放在这个星球上,被迫拉屎,出生就要擦屁股,然后你就死了。有些人会比其他人更早离开;但在这个网站上,你现在就可以做到。
我是Snap博士,巫师。我在这里向你提供最伟大的礼物:痛苦。”
Snap博士总是"努力"为你带来最好的。很快回来看看我们在大锅里煮出了什么其他好东西!
About Ultrawizards
Ultrawizards were a godlike faction of wizards that existed in the early days of the universe. They are believed to be the original creators and governors of the cosmos. Ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe that, following a coincidental series of unfortunate events, coined by Dr. Snap as “Snapmania”, many if not all of the ultrawizards went extinct, and the powers were naturally divided amongst the lesser wizards that followed.
History
Known Ultrawizards
Not much history has been recorded regarding the ultrawizards. The only clear narrative ancient Snaptronaut theorists have is the feud between Ultrawizards Jesse, Cornelius, and Santa.
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Ultrawizard Cornelius
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Following a heated competition between his company and the Snap alliance, Cornelius was eventually destroyed by unknown causes.
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Ultrawizard Jesse
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Jailed by the IRS after Cornelius ratted him out. Ancient Snaptronaut theorists believed he died in his cell by unknown causes.
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Fled to the South pole. Status unknown.
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Destroyed in a magic storm.
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