Snap's Cauldron

The IRS is deadly. DEADLY. The most deadliest organization to ever exist, as a matter of fact. They put an end to Ultrawizard Jesse’s reign of terror. They lived to hunt down Cyrus Medlock despite there being a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. They caused Dr. Snap to walk the Earth for thousands of years.

Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit, but you get the point. The IRS is a scary organization. Now, I’ve seen some pretty awesome demonstrations by the IRS, and many of them really made me think, “These guys are cool.” Then, I thought, “These guys are too cool.” Then it dawned on me that they were UNSTOPPABLE.

Now, the IRS, and the secret society of which it is a part of, is responsible for a lot of bad things. Like, who’s going to protect you from the IRS? Not even the Supreme Court. It’s no joke, man.

This isn't a wiki entry to describe what the IRS is. This is a warning. You already know who they are, and if you don’t, you don’t want to know. All you need to know is: they are deadly.

They are the agency in charge of ensuring that people pay their taxes. They are also the agency that has the power to force you to answer questions, and to detain you, or even to lock you up in a dark room for a few years until you give them the answers they want. They also have the power to make your life a living hell if you don’t give them the answers they want.

"Maybe you don't report every single penny. I mean... who does, right? And who's listening? That's right. They know every lick and tittle. So you're living your life free and easy, and then one day... at the time of their choosing... BAM! They bring the hammer down to Chinatown. I'm telling you, these guys don't fool around. And they will clean your bones faster than a school of piranhas."

"Look, man. You gotta understand that the IRS is a ruthless organization. They are a secret society. They have all of the power. They can force you to answer any question they want, and they can detain you for any amount of time they want. If they want to get rid of you for good, they can do that. They can ruin you. And it's not like they do it just to make your life a living hell. It's for the greater good. It's to protect the country.”