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A gallimaufry of the greatest content in all of the cosmos.
"You want to know who I am? Heh, that's cute. I want to know who I am as well. As a matter of fact, I want to know who all of us are. Who in the world knows the truth of why we're all here? But that's neither here nor there.
The real question is, are you prepared to face the danger? The wrath of a million suns? The end of your own kind? Are you ready to endure this hell? To face the pain of your inevitable doom? Because that is what you are going to experience here. We're all put on this planet, forced to shit, born to wipe, and then you die. Some will pass on sooner than others; but on this site, you can do that right now.
I am Dr. Snap, the Wizard. I am here to deliver unto you the greatest gift of all: The pain."
Dr. Snap is always working "hard" to bring you the best of the best. Come back soon to see what other goodies we have cooked up in the cauldron!
About Sling Wizards
The Sling Wizards were initial rivals of the Ultrawizards during ancient times. Eventually they settled their differences and banded together. Ancient Snaptronaut Theorists believe Sling Wizards to be a failed attempt at an earlier Snapmania event.
History
The Sling Wizards were pretty much the exact same as Ultrawizards, with the only minor difference being the fact that their wizard hats were shaped like a pair of scissors. The cause for the split between the Sling Wizards and the Ultrawizards remains unknown.
Known Sling Wizards
Trivia
Master Giorgio and the Sling King (one person) is the only known Swing Wizard, according to ancient Snaptronaut theorists.
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It is believed they were called "Sling Wizards" because of their ability to sling objects at a very high velocity.
