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A gallimaufry of the greatest content in all of the cosmos.
"You want to know who I am? Heh, that's cute. I want to know who I am as well. As a matter of fact, I want to know who all of us are. Who in the world knows the truth of why we're all here? But that's neither here nor there.
The real question is, are you prepared to face the danger? The wrath of a million suns? The end of your own kind? Are you ready to endure this hell? To face the pain of your inevitable doom? Because that is what you are going to experience here. We're all put on this planet, forced to shit, born to wipe, and then you die. Some will pass on sooner than others; but on this site, you can do that right now.
I am Dr. Snap, the Wizard. I am here to deliver unto you the greatest gift of all: The pain."
Dr. Snap is always working "hard" to bring you the best of the best. Come back soon to see what other goodies we have cooked up in the cauldron!
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Position: Translator, writer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: English
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Hair Color: Gray
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Eye Color: Prefers not to say
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Height: Highness
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Build: Like royalty
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Features: Wears actual gold
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Ethnicity: Wizard
About Master Giorgio and the Sling King
Master Giorgio and the Sling King (it is only one person) is a writer and translator for SNAP. He specializes in uncommon translations. Much of his assistance can be found in SNAP’s L4D2 Bible: The Ultimate Left 4 Dead 2 Guide.
Background
Master Giorgio came much later into the Snap Network after being introduced to the clan by Master Gino. Giorgio would later serve as a replacement after Alc, The Cracker stepped down. Giorgio is a defector from the Sling Wizard Clan and joined the Snapian Network after realizing its superiority.
Personality
He has a strong feeling for religious matters and has a very broad interest in other things, including the supernatural and esoteric. He has a high tolerance for language, and has been known to engage in lengthy discussions in many different languages, typically losing the interest of the person he’s talking to. He is also known for his slightly unusual sense of humor, which tends to be very dark, especially when he is in a rather serious mood.
Quotes
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"I have a lot of respect for the Sling Wizards, but they are quite the opposite of what I am looking for."
