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A gallimaufry of the greatest content in all of the cosmos.
"You want to know who I am? Heh, that's cute. I want to know who I am as well. As a matter of fact, I want to know who all of us are. Who in the world knows the truth of why we're all here? But that's neither here nor there.
The real question is, are you prepared to face the danger? The wrath of a million suns? The end of your own kind? Are you ready to endure this hell? To face the pain of your inevitable doom? Because that is what you are going to experience here. We're all put on this planet, forced to shit, born to wipe, and then you die. Some will pass on sooner than others; but on this site, you can do that right now.
I am Dr. Snap, the Wizard. I am here to deliver unto you the greatest gift of all: The pain."
Dr. Snap is always working "hard" to bring you the best of the best. Come back soon to see what other goodies we have cooked up in the cauldron!
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Position: Gamer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: Gamer
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Hair Color: WTF
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Eye Color: Disturbing
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Height: High enough
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Build: Gamer
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Features: Very good headphones
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Ethnicity: Gamer Wizard
About yesskillch
yesskillch is a gaming wizard. Some ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe he is at the same power level as SNAP, though this is widely debated. yesskillch is associated with the Snapian network in that he creates content pertaining to video games, typically epic moments from his gaming career.
Background
A long time ago, yesskillch was born in Ultrawizard bitchesskillch’s clan. yesskillch was in love with video games, and was an epic gamer. His team was the best in the cosmos, and he in particular was next in line in becoming an ultrawizard.
One day, a magic storm hit, and many of the gamer wizards (including bitchesskillch) were destroyed. The only thing left of the clan were very few. In the aftermath, the team disbanded, and yesskillch was left with a broken heart. He started playing the same video games over and over, refusing to play any new releases.
Being orphaned in the galaxies, his epic gamer skills were recognized by Snapian Network, and was shortly thereafter hired to help make great content.
Personality
yesskillch is reserved and generous, but some might believe he’s a trickster. He’s very much a team player and wants the best for and out of his team - he does not appreciate lollygagging around. He’s also a very technical gamer, and finds himself unnecessarily angry over small inconveniences.
Quotes
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“I have no friends.”
Trivia
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He has been accused of using an ability to trick Snaptronauts into sending him free games.