在SNAP的一部经文中发现了奇怪的翻译?点击这里!
宇宙中最伟大内容的大杂烩。
"你想知道我是谁?呵,那很可爱。我也想知道我是谁。事实上,我想知道我们所有人是谁。世界上谁知道我们为什么在这里的真相?但那并不重要。
真正的问题是,你准备好面对危险了吗?一百万个太阳的愤怒?你自己种族的终结?你准备好忍受这个地狱了吗?面对你不可避免的厄运之痛?因为那就是你将在这里经历的。我们都被放在这个星球上,被迫拉屎,出生就要擦屁股,然后你就死了。有些人会比其他人更早离开;但在这个网站上,你现在就可以做到。
我是Snap博士,巫师。我在这里向你提供最伟大的礼物:痛苦。”
Snap博士总是"努力"为你带来最好的。很快回来看看我们在大锅里煮出了什么其他好东西!
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Position: Gamer
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Nationality: Snapian
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Languages: Gamer
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Hair Color: WTF
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Eye Color: Disturbing
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Height: High enough
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Build: Gamer
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Features: Very good headphones
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Ethnicity: Gamer Wizard
About yesskillch
yesskillch is a gaming wizard. Some ancient Snaptronaut theorists believe he is at the same power level as SNAP, though this is widely debated. yesskillch is associated with the Snapian network in that he creates content pertaining to video games, typically epic moments from his gaming career.
Background
A long time ago, yesskillch was born in Ultrawizard bitchesskillch’s clan. yesskillch was in love with video games, and was an epic gamer. His team was the best in the cosmos, and he in particular was next in line in becoming an ultrawizard.
One day, a magic storm hit, and many of the gamer wizards (including bitchesskillch) were destroyed. The only thing left of the clan were very few. In the aftermath, the team disbanded, and yesskillch was left with a broken heart. He started playing the same video games over and over, refusing to play any new releases.
Being orphaned in the galaxies, his epic gamer skills were recognized by Snapian Network, and was shortly thereafter hired to help make great content.
Personality
yesskillch is reserved and generous, but some might believe he’s a trickster. He’s very much a team player and wants the best for and out of his team - he does not appreciate lollygagging around. He’s also a very technical gamer, and finds himself unnecessarily angry over small inconveniences.
Quotes
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“I have no friends.”
Trivia
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He has been accused of using an ability to trick Snaptronauts into sending him free games.